Splashdown (PS2, XBX) Retro Review

It's Monday again, and tonight I have a retro review this time to dive into, both figuratively and literally, with Splashdown. Sure, there's a pile of unplayed recently released games on my desk as I type this review, but that's not stopping me from playing some retro fare. After all, some water racing action is rather perfect for the summer months! Here's the SPC retro review of Splashdown.

 I'm feeling up to splashing down!

We're approaching the dog days of summer in Central City, so while I'm scared to death of oceans and deep water in general (not being able to swim will do that to a person), it's with gaming I can do things I wouldn't ordinarily be able to accomplish. In this case, hopping on a Sea-Doo, jumping along the waves, and racing across an abundant number of interesting locales across a plethora of unique environments. Thank goodness for gaming, am I right, folks? Enter Splashdown for the PlayStation 2 and original Xbox. 

Splashdown decidedly takes aim at Wave Race 64 and less so its GameCube successor Blue Storm to become the watercraft racing champion and wear the wave racing crown. Whereas Wave Race 64 utilized Kawasaki watercrafts, Splashdown rides the waters with Sea-Doos. Either way, the goal is pretty much the same: race against your opponents in three-lap spectacles across a variety of wet and wild locations around the world, from the tropical ocean of the Caribbean, to the icy, frigid waters of the Bering Strait.

This Splashdown race is apparently brought to you by Certina Swiss Watches.

The main single-player mode within Splashdown is that of the career mode. Depending on the difficulty chosen (there are three total), the amount of events you play through grows. Easy contains the smallest amount of races to compete in (though still rather sizable) while Normal possesses around 20 events. There's always a requisite threshold of points to acquire from your position in races, and if you don't meet said threshold, your career is kaput. However, on Easy and Normal at the very least, it's not too challenging to reach the required number of points to progress, even if you don't always cross the finish line in contention. 

Each fictional rider in the game has their own personality and own career mode, and completing their career unlocks a special ending movie for them. Every handful of races in the career sees an opportunity to take on another character of your choosing. Win this race against them in a stadium race setting, and they'll join your team of racing riders. 

Cross the finish line before your opponent to have them join your team in these stadium-style races.

Controlling and handling your rider's Sea-Doo is rather easy. While each rider has their own stats, making handling feel different between characters, for the most part, riding one's Sea-Doo along the water feels and handles like one would imagine a watercraft to behave on the waves. Pulling back on the left analog stick is perfect for straightaways to decrease your Sea-Doo's resistance on the water, thus making your ride go faster. Of course, there's the risk of wrecking, especially in tight turns or if you brush up against other opponents or obstacles. 

Whether on a clear, sunny day or in a downpour, the race must go on.

For those who want to splish-splash and take a quick bath, your Sea-Doo can also enter underwater via the submarine technique. Not only is this great for ducking under hazards that hang out on the surface of the water, but you can also quickly dive under the water and come up for air, in more ways than one, to perform a jump. 

There are a multitude of jumping opportunities outside of smart submarine usage. Those come in the form of ramps that offer the chance to unleash some sick tricks in midair. There's a trick gauge that fills as you hold tricks in midair, though of course you'll want to let go of the trick before hitting the water, or else you'll discover yourself bailing and swimming with the fishes. Tricks build up your performance meter, and as this meter fills, your Sea-Doo's abilities noticeably increase. Chiefly, things like handling, acceleration, and max speed go on the rise.

This trick is seriously hurting my spine just looking at it.

Like the Wave Race series, being on the correct side of a buoy directs racers through the tracks and circuits of the game. Unlike Wave Race, however, missing buoys on the wrong side doesn't lead to eventual disqualification. Instead, your performance meter decreases for each buoy passed on the incorrect side. If you have less than an ideal amount of energy in the aforementioned meter, your Sea-Doo temporarily stalls. And like crashing and wiping out, it's not doubt that stalling isn't optimal if you want to win a race as it wastes precious seconds.

The tracks themselves feature plentiful places to go off the beaten path, multiple shortcuts, and routes that diverge and eventually converge from and to one another respectively. Though while Wave Race 64 utilized masterful wave tech for all of its tracks, Splashdown is mostly wild and wet racing along pristine waters. Only certain sections of track feature waves to negotiate instead of the entirety of tracks. That makes for a nicer go of things in navigating tracks, but it also doesn't necessarily make for an easy, breezy time in general. The CPU can be vicious at times, and races in later difficulties on harder tracks make for grueling match-ups on the water.

Ramps like this one provide plenty of trick-indulging potential.

When you're not contending with a given character's career--which unfortunately each play out the same save for their previously mentioned unlockable ending movies--you have some options otherwise for continuing the aquatic carnage. As the name suggests, Free Roam mode offers the ability to freely explore each of the stellar 20+ environments in the game. This has a twofold purpose: to become better acquainted with tracks before taking them on in the career mode, but also it allows you to stumble upon and collect special tokens hidden throughout each track. While some of these can be collected in the career mode, many of them are out of reach in a traditional race setting. These tokens unlock new color variants for your stable of riders in the game, adding some further longevity to Splashdown.

Don't crash too much, or your chances of victory might be in "ruins".

Multiplayer is also offered in Splashdown, though this does not hold much water or extend replay value in a meaningful way. Yes, you can customize races to your liking, setting up the amount of laps to your leisure on any track already unlocked, but it would have been nice to be able to play the career in multiplayer with a buddy. As is, multiplayer is a pretty limited mode, which won't carry you or a friend for that long.

Splashdown graphically is rather impressive. The reflective surface of the water on each track is amazing to look at (and sometimes it resulted in me crashing from being too distracted), especially considering the time of the game's release early in the PlayStation 2 and Xbox's respective lives. Yes, while the water might have your eyes and mouth... well... watering, at how good it looks, other effects can leave something to be desired. It would have been cooler to have some more prominent splashing happening, especially for a game named Splashdown, ironically. Meanwhile, track environments such as in the geometry of the land, weather effects, and particularly the lighting on some tracks do definitely delight. 

Pull up a seat and start surfing! Wheeeeeee!

If you're looking for a sign of the times to tie Splashdown to a specific era, well, look no further than the soundtrack full of licensed tunes. Really, it's as if I stepped back into the early 2000s and entered a teen rom-com of the era with the music going on here in the game. If Smash Mouth's All-Star doesn't tickle your fancy AND if you somehow have an original Xbox with the game, you can enjoy your own roster of songs via the custom soundtrack option. Either way, you'll be hearing more of the soundtrack than the sound effects, as the Sea-Doos' sounds are more whimpers than roars, though you do get a lot of banter between riders as they race.

Splashdown delivers fast and frenetic aquatic racing action, yes, but it also doesn't do much else. The amount of tracks and environments is immensely impressive, and the difficulty is tough but fair. Career mode essentially being the same for each racer means you'll race the same series of tracks against progressively more challenging opponents, which is about as repetitive as it sounds. Still, for a game you pick up on the used market for cheap nowadays, if you possess a PS2 or OG Xbox, Splashdown's small number of issues are a drop in the bucket compared the oceans of fun you can end up having with it.

[SPC Says: B-]